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Post by KFCutman on Thu May 26, 2016 3:43 pm

I'd like to make a fun little Forum game based on the Spongebob episode.

Rules are simple, I would say
Code:
{USERNAME}, welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

Then, another player would say
How tough am I? I'm so tough, I [insert reason of manliness]!
And, I did it [insert reason of epic manliness].

Feel free to reword it as you wish.

Afterward, you will be graded a score of manliness, from 1 to 100. You need 75 or more manliness score to be permitted into the Salty Spitoon.
Here's an example:

Guest, welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
I'm so tough, I caught a Shiny Rayquaza!
And I did it without soft resetting!

Manliness Score: 68
Get outta here. This place is too tough for you, little man.



List of Super Weenies:
Anyone who fails to enter the Salty Spitoon the first time becomes a Super Weenie. You still have infinite chances to enter.
Beedrill
Manly People:
These are people who made it into the Salty Spitoon.
KFCutman
Felix Leonis
Allow me to begin:
Guest, welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?


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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by Beedrill on Thu May 26, 2016 3:51 pm

How tough am I?
I'm so tough, I own an op Beedrill
and I had it before mega Beedrill existed
I got two though o3o
I'm so tough, I also catch as many legendaries as I can
and I get rid of them through wonder trade

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by KFCutman on Thu May 26, 2016 4:00 pm

Beedrill wrote:How tough am I?
I'm so tough, I own an op Beedrill
and I had it before mega Beedrill existed
I got two though o3o

Beedrill wrote:How tough am I?
I'm so tough, I also catch as many legendaries as I can
and I get rid of them through wonder trade

Manliness Score: 17
Uh, kiddo, ya might want to go over there.


Guest, welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by Felix Leonis on Fri May 27, 2016 5:00 am

How tough am I?
I'm so tough I went to find zapdos in the powerplant
with only water pokemon

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by MegaAbsol on Fri May 27, 2016 5:57 am

(Quite irrelevant. You could have amassed a party of Quagsires. Or Chinchou/Lanturn. Or Kingdra. Or Swampert. Or Whiscash or Gastrodon or...)

Aaaand...I don't even fit here xD Derp. Simply because I'm not a male :3

Lol how tough am I?
I'm tough enough to not be tough x3
Or tough enough to hate SpongeBob >>

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by KFCutman on Fri May 27, 2016 6:12 am

Felix Leonis wrote:How tough am I?
I'm so tough I went to find zapdos in the powerplant
with only water pokemon

Manliness Score: 32
We don't need weenies in here.

MegaAbsol wrote:
aand...I don't even fit here xD Derp. Simply because I'm not a male :3
If you've ever watched the episode, you've seen that Sandy got in, so why can't you?

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by MegaAbsol on Fri May 27, 2016 6:21 am

I told you, I don't like SpongeBob :3 (What did this person do to get it? x3)
And besides, the score says 'manliness score' so o3o Assumptions errywhere!

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by Felix Leonis on Fri May 27, 2016 6:49 am

How tough am I?
I'm so tough I beat Red
with a single rattata

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by KFCutman on Fri May 27, 2016 8:46 am

Felix Leonis wrote:How tough am I?
I'm so tough I beat Red
with a single rattata

Manliness score: 78
Um, right this way, sir.

(If you're in the Salty Spitoon, you can give a manliness score to weenies, but I can override the score if needed.

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by Beedrill on Fri May 27, 2016 1:45 pm

Did you actually beat Red with a single rattata? It doesn't possible though XP

How tough am I?
I'm so tough that... idk... if throwing all your legendaries into a wondertrade isn't manly, I've got nothing XD
I don't really attempt any of these pokemon challenges like beating elite four with 1 pokemon or even the nuzlocke runs XD

So I'll just scootaloo away and go back to waiting for grimgar posts XP

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by MegaAbsol on Sat May 28, 2016 4:11 am

Maybe a level 100 Rattata with maxed IVs and EVs and holding some sort of item? I dunno, statistically Rattata are really poor, and probably won't get past Pikachu (Light Ball, anyone?) Or Charizard (The only non-legend worthy of two mega-evolves; I mean, the only other to have two megas is Mewtwo, and its BST is 780, equaling M-Rayquaza)

I try nuzlockes, and finished FR with so many deaths xP Currently on HG, so far so good o3o No deaths.

Also, yesh. Grimgar.

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by KFCutman on Sat May 28, 2016 4:15 am

Perhaps it was a full team of F.E.A.R. Rattatas.

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by MegaAbsol on Sat May 28, 2016 4:20 am

...False Evidence Appearing Real?

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by KFCutman on Sat May 28, 2016 4:54 am

Focus Sash
(Quick) Attack
Endeavor
Rattata

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by MegaAbsol on Sat May 28, 2016 5:04 am

Ah. But even if that would work (mostly on a single pokemon), you waste a turn healing it for the next mon. This set normally works for competitive 1v1 where turn 1, Endeavor, turn 2, Quick Attack, win. But what after that? (1 HP or so left, use Full Restore, turn 4, back to 1 HP, rinse infinitely or...until PP runs out? Focus Sash doesn't always trigger either) Unless he had a whole team of such Rattata, which he clearly didn't :P Technically you could use Sturdy Shell Bell Aron or something with Sandstorm
Therein lies your fallacy.

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by KFCutman on Sat May 28, 2016 6:36 am

I didn't realize he said "single rattata", my bad

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by Felix Leonis on Sat May 28, 2016 3:09 pm

lv 100 Rattata

Hyper fang
endeavor
Toxic
quick attack

Focus sash

and a shitload of full restorations xD

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Post by KFCutman on Sat May 28, 2016 3:46 pm

Don't you mean Super Fang, which cuts your foe's HP in HALF?!

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by Felix Leonis on Sun May 29, 2016 5:00 am

no Hyper fang. Super fang's only good in earlier stages. Hyper fang had the flinch ratio, plus a ratatta without a "fang" attack is like a togepi/clefairy without metronome (which reminds me, I should try and expand on that as well)

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by KFCutman on Sun May 29, 2016 5:36 am

(No offense, but don't you all think this is getting a bit off-topic?)

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by Felix Leonis on Sun May 29, 2016 8:07 am

How tough am I?
I told a cop once, I wasn't going to leave the station before I had eaten my lunch and drunk my coffee...
During a bomb alert in the same station

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Post by KFCutman on Sun May 29, 2016 8:28 am

Felix Leonis wrote:How tough am I?
I told a cop once, I wasn't going to leave the station before I had eaten my lunch and drunk my coffee...
During a bomb alert in the same station

Manliness Score: 82
Now that's a real man! Step right in, Guest.

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by MegaAbsol on Mon May 30, 2016 12:52 am

(Because I get excited every time someone mentions strategy, Super Fang does a lot more damage than Hyper Fang, since Charizard is, like, level 84. HF does 31.4 - 37.4% so it might be good to be packing both. Also, doesn't Focus Sash only work when it would get knocked out in one move?)

Might as well give this a try:

How tough am I?
Using damage calculations while battling
I annoy Nish

That was horrible
What? She's a terrifying person to annoy

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Post by KFCutman on Mon May 30, 2016 7:29 am

Manliness Score:12

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Re: Salty Spitoon

Post by MegaAbsol on Mon May 30, 2016 7:49 am

What, really? xD I think annoying Nishy earns more points than that.
Ah well, okay, maybe not :L

Derp, I got nuin else :3
I'm too tough to need anything to define me as tough? :3

Me and my poor jokes

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